#FP Pills and car keys

The kids poured whatever prescription drugs they could find into a bowl. Lucky dip! They were feeling lucky.

On the other side of town, their mums and dads threw car keys into a bowl. Lucky dip! They were feeling lucky too!

#FP

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FRIDAY Phrases 6th March 21015

I am passionate about Friday Phrases. This week courtesy of @mulrune we had only human as a theme. Below is some of my inane drivel. Or dribble. Or drively dribble. Any hoo.

A simple
slippy thought
slips through
my mind’s
fingers

And

p
l
o
p
s

innocent
and bloody
from my mouth.

A new
synaptic
creation.

#FP

I am only human
with
cruel
chilling
anger
and willing
rancor

I am only human
with
sickly
sweet
love
and careless
candour.

#FP

Frail
old
senile,
vacuous
eyes.

Roars
with tears.
Sobs
in place of gaiety.

She is
only human,
lost
in her mind,
trapped
in her body

#FP

Yes Timmy?’

‘Is it only humans that fall in love?’

‘Why Timmy?’

‘No reason Sir’

‘Sir?’

‘Timmy?’

‘Can I come and live with you?’

#FP

Toddlers are often described as ‘small adults’ and ‘little people’.

They’re not. They’re tricksy and they only pretend to be humans.

#FP

WE’RE ONLY HUMAN!’
Are we?
‘WE’RE PROBABLY ONLY HUMAN!’
Probably?
‘WE’RE OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN!’
What?
‘WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE ARE!’

#FP

I dream
I am a Unicorn
I am Thor
I am Cychreides
HEAR ME ROAR!
Awake
No magic poo
Hammer blow
Or dragon call
Only human
After all

#FP

If I was inhuman my infinite bladder capacity would enable me to absorb 15 cups of coffee, but I’m only human and I urgently need a pee.

#FP
‘You say you’re only human Bubbles: that’s not strictly true, is it?’

‘We don’t mention that Bandit! EVER!!’

‘An area 51 lovechild!’

#FP

If I was a unicorn
I would poop rainbows
If I was a pterodactyl
I would rule the skies
But I am only human
A mere man
A mere mortal.

#FP

‘Cybil’
‘Jeffrey?’
‘I’m struggling with this wk’s Friday Phrases theme’
‘Don’t worry.You’re only human after all. Gin dear?’
‘Yes please!’

#FP