As Freewheelin’ Franklin Freek once said…

Canada
goes up in smoke
as each legal toke
as each gooey brownie
reduces a nation of
frontier men and townies
to a giggling, whitey induced
vomiting mess…

OH L@@K! A MOOSE! DRESSED AS A UNICORN!

Winter’s coming.
wouldn’t it be nice
to don Minion suits
and slide on the ice
of a frozen Nunuvut river?

BANANA!

somewhere wild
somewhere cool
somewhere where we
can play the fool
somewhere where we
can be free
legally.

and
say sorry with a smile
apologise with a giggle
smoke a blunt over dinner
smoke a bowl for that niggle

but always remember,
as Freewheelin’ Franklin Freek once said…

‘Smoking dope and drinking beer
is like pissing into the wind’

you’ve been warned my Canadian friend.